BUTTERFINGERS lyrics of the week

This week's lyrics are from 'Yo Mama' by Butterfingers. Not exactly Shakespeare, but my God it's still genius...

I see you in your office
Sending and receiving cheques
But I know the quest for money
Comes from a quest for sex
So I cut to the chase
And forgot about my job
And decided to stay home wit yo mama on my knob

I can see you laughing so i guess you think it's funny
But while you're getting drunk, I've been gettin honey
And by tomorrow night you will be hungover and sick
And I'll be at my home wit yo mama on my dick

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list

Thinking you're the man
Well I am bringing news
Our manhood's being measured by the women that we choose
And you can't earn respect if all you ever pick is sluts
So I'll be staying home to let yo mama suck my nuts

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list

Eat more fruit

Plant more trees
Learn to shoot

Travel overseas
Wash the dog

Read a book
Find three Chinese recipes to cook
Learn to waltz

and speak Maltese
Ferment to invent a better fetta cheese
The highest they get is number two
Cos number one on my list of things to do
Is yo maaaamaaaaa
Yo maaaamaaaaaa
Yo maaamaaamaaa
Yo mamaaaaa
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top
She's always on top

Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list
Your mama's on the top of my things to do list